Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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