the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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