I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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