Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have post one night stand depression
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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