i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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