I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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