10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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