Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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