You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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