its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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