My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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