They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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