Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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