Duck Duck Cougar?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Terrible idea I love it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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