So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my shit smells like andre
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
