I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
