Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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