Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize