So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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