I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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