You surviving the open bar?
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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