he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
This is the high leading the old right now
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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