ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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