I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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