I can text with my tongue
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Dick very happy bro
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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