I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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