I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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