We're like a lot better than the average bears
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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