But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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