Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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