Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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