When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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