Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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