I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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