I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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