He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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