Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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