The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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