So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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