he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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