Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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