Buhtt sex?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
