Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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