we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
