Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You're like the curious george of whores
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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