I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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