omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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