if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
how does that bad decision feel?
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