THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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