i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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