The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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